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Published on September 14th, 2016 | by Crissandra Ayroso


Top 5 Hotel Reviews That Are Not Very Helpful

In the evolution of consumerism, the Internet has long played a role in providing an autonomous space of free speech for the gruntled and disgruntled purchasers of goods and services alike; a soapbox for the bewitched, bothered and bewildered with something to say, demand to be heard, and require an audience of like-minded others. With the continuing popularity of online review sites and social media, the people have a voice. We compiled five of the top hotel reviews as told by the ‘loudest’ ones for you to see for yourself:

1. Cubic zirconia are a girl’s best friend

The prestigious Diamond awards this hotel received should not be named after the rare stones they’re named after, but after their gross, clouded, offensive, non-multifaceted knock-off cousins – the cubic zirconia. Review of the review: 9 out of 100 stars.

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2. Hell hath no fury

Wanna get to paradise? Start with this hotel, it’s apparently the gateway to h-e-double-hockey-sticks. Review of the review: 4 out of 100 stars.

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3. Bitter-suite review

With so much to say in a sentence that not even one comma could interrupt, this experience went from sweet to bittersweet. Review of the review: 10 out of 100 stars.

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4. The decor was dated and the ghosts were rude

It wasn’t the outdated decor that was tasteless, it was the startling photos of the women who looked like ghosts that kept this traveller up all night. Review of the review: 11 out of 100 stars.

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5. Words cannot express

This despondent traveller was at such a loss for words that emojis were the only way one could express such emotions. Thank goodness for Edison. Review of the review: 2 out of 100 stars.

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For more (ahem) helpful hotel reviews and recommendations, contact a Flight Centre Travel Expert by connecting with us online, calling 1-877-967-5302, or visiting your closest Flight Centre store.


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About the Author

Crissandra Ayroso

Crissandra Ayroso is a copywriter for Flight Centre. She loves road trips, beach weather, sampling local wine. She, like Helen Hunt in the 1996 disaster-rama (that’s short for drama) Twister, is a tornado chaser, in the travel sense. She chases moments, all revealing. Whether it’s ordering room service and eating in bed, finding the highest rooftop for the best views of the surroundings, feeling like a small dot in the middle of the ocean on a boat, or getting lost and stumbling upon hidden gems, no moment is too big or small to chase. Just like the category F5 that brought Helen Hunt back together with her estranged husband, respected TV weatherman, Bill Paxton.

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